Daily Jake-ism

We went to the baptism of a friend, Noah, this afternoon. This was the conversation this evening while Jake was in the bathtub.
Jake: "Hey dad, I just pumembered (remembered), I know why its called a bafftism (bath-tism aka baptism)."
Dad: "you do huh? Why?"
Jake: "Because they have to plug it up like a baff (bath)"